Common Abbreviations

**Jarred J.** · March 29th, 2011, 11:05 AM

well if we're going this route.

FUBAR = "F'd" up beyond all recognition (or repair)

SNAFU = Situation normal all "F'd" Up

BOHICA = Bend over here it comes again

**pvfdham** · April 22nd, 2011, 04:06 AM

DWHUA= Driving With Head Up A**

**jswwjw** · April 22nd, 2011, 06:08 AM

Cop “Rule of Donut Hole” - back off until you can see the entire scene through the hole in your donut. If you keep having to brush powdered sugar off your uniform shirt, move upwind. You always have a donut with you, or you can buy a pack of 6 training aids at the gas station for $1.99.

"Copological indicators" (be careful how you spell that):
1) Cop still standing/stripe on uniform pants still vertical = scene is non-toxic.
2) Cop car still running = scene is not oxygen deficient.
3) Paint/decals still on cop car = material is non-corrosive.
4) Cop car is not glowing = material is non-radioactive.
5) Cop igniting road flares = material is non-flammable/non-explosive.
6) Cop unconscious/stripe on uniform pants is horizontal = don SCBA & stage 100 yards upwind.