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bmd224

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Nooo! JDI can't get out of the emergency lighting business! I love the JDI "Roto-Fray", the much loved (by whackologists) Chinese knockoff of the Roto-Ray; known for its frayed wiring that gives an extra flash or two per minute. Please don't stop manufacturing these!
 
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JazzDad

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This opportunity comes but once a year.
It's the JDI Warehouse Clearance Event!

We have only 25 of these left, so you'd better hurry. Only $125 ea + S&H.

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And you're not going to find a better deal on these anywhere. They're are below our cost at $124.99 ea + S&H.
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Now these are NOS, but in great condition. $1,299.00 ea + S&H.
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Scratch & dent sale. Originally, these babies go for $35.50 a piece, but you can have the whole box for only £20,00 ea, collect in-store only.
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Oh, once slight hitch. We only accept JCB.jpg
 
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On a different note...


Emergency vehicle lights have become so boring – red, blue, white and amber, with a smattering of green or purple. I’m thinking of inventing a new colour for our lightbars. Any suggestions?
 

jph2

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Since printers use cyan, how about that as a new emergency color? Think about it. What could possibly go better with your vehicle with ghost graphics than emergency lighting in sky blue?
 
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JazzDad

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I like your way of thinking. Is your current career path taking you where you want to go?
 
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Wow, this thorough warehouse cleaning is turning up some great finds.

These are NOS JDI apparatus bay door remote controls. They work perfectly – you just have to remember to switch them on 5 minutes before you get to the station.

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Jarred J.

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see theres your problem... that capacitor plainly says AUDIO...

if your not activating the door with a siren no wonder it takes 5 minutes..
 
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JazzDad

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You may be onto something there, Jarred. Instead of audio electrolytics, they should be video. I'll get with my chief engineer (pictured below) about this.
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Odd first name. On his CV he stated it was Al.
 

Jarred J.

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Shoulda read Alfred Matthew yankovic
 
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So, you say he may be trying to conceal something? Like, he was not the lead engineer on the Apollo project?
 

Jarred J.

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Well he does sing a song called "everything you know is wrong"
 

Jarred J.

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He may have been the lead sanitation engineer at the appolo theater?
 

PJD642

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I'd check his CV and verify any education he claims to have received, Jazzy - pretty sure I remember Al losing on Jeopardy....
 
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JazzDad

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Looks like it's on a public road. Idjuts.
 
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We've gone through a round of layoffs here at JDI, due to Brexit.
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The innovations from JDI keep on coming! Here's a sneak peek of our new integrated standard and low frequency siren speaker system.

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Pay no attention to what's behind the curtain.
 
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Remember, you can call JDI 24/7*.











* We won't be there, but feel free to call.
 
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Like for customer service. (I think we provide customer service.)
 
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Details, details.
 
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JDI is proud to announce that we are now making available rubber lightbar isolators. These items prevent the sound transmission of LED gear noise into your vehicle. These are to remedy the shortfall of all the popular brands. When ordering, specify your lightbar manufacturer and model number and we will get these right out to you.

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JDI says - Don’t suffer another day with your noisy lightbar.
 
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Act now, as the inventory is running low. They are selling like hotcakes.

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Or is it that our hotcakes are selling like isolators?
 
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Yum. Just like mom used to make.
 

LLS

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JDI Secret Pancake recipe.

What you need:
2 cups flour.
3 eggs.
Half a cup of brown sugar.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
frying pan.
1 Glad garbage bag
1 $10 bill.

Directions:
mix your eggs and flour, add sugar
add vanilla extract.

spray pan, add batter to pan in 2 inch circles.
when golden brown, flip pancakes, wait ten seconds, then take out of pan

when all pancakes are made, insert them into Glad bag.

take the $10 bill and go to IHOP,

serving size, 2 people.
 
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I wanted the forum to see our new motto before going public with it. Tell me what you think.


JDI – Where low expectations lead to a high rate of product satisfaction.
 
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I'm often asked, Mr. Jazz (isn't that polite?), how do you deliver your products to us so fast?

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The secret is the Dyer six-stroke engine.
 
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Second quarter earnings did not meet analysts’ expectations, so we are trying a new advertising campaign. What do you think of this?

Buy more JDI products, or we’ll steal your cat!
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Jarred J.

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ive got 8 of them at the house ill let you have... no need for ransom..
 

Jarred J.

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What JDI shows you, is not what it really looks like.
i meant to post this while i was on vacation...

jazz dads products are selling more like this...

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