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Turd Ferguson

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Actually, I think it's a first Gen JDI MDT
 
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JazzDad

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Last gen. Part of why we are (finally) out of business.
 
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brts96

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Feb 11, 2011
108
U.S, MN
I thought you had money to burn.

No, never mind, that was products to burn.

Since your retirement, have manufacturers of vehicles noticed a decline in sales, since nobody needs to replace vehicles that burned?

Think of the insurance adjusters and investigators that you'll put out of work now. Their only hope are some of the hack job shops in the fail thread...
;):D
 

Turd Ferguson

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Sumner, Wa
Paul Blart 2: His First Assignment.
 

Turd Ferguson

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Jul 3, 2011
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Sumner, Wa
I think it's time all sat down and asked ourselves, collectively, one question and answered it honestly,

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F&!@ IS WRONG WITH US?!?!

By the way, too bad JDI is out, that would have been a great slogan for them.
 
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Turd Ferguson

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^^^Speak of the devil^^^
 

JazzDad

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One from the archives (that survived the "accidental"fire).

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Our last delivery truck.
 
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JazzDad

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Where they are now: JDI corporate office.

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JazzDad

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JDI is back in business!
 

JazzDad

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I am pleased to announce JDI is offering toilet paper at 25 cents per roll. This is fully functional toilet tissue, soft-to-the-touch, and 100% recycled!

I employ hundreds of small, elementary school age children (otherwise roaming the streets due to educational facility closures) to lift man hole covers, climb down and retrieve the slightly soiled tissue. Others, usually junior-high students, hoist the buckets up and place the contents in large wheeled bins. The older children (high school) pull the bins to our plant where we (kind of) clean the paper, dry it, and re-roll it on the (also recycled from landfills) cardboard centers.

You benefit in three ways:
You get inexpensive toilet tissue
Help the environment
Employ kids who would be getting in trouble.

Place your order today!

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Doyle257

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Jan 13, 2015
658
Cheektowaga, NY
I didnt realize that NYS CorCraft was a division of JDI. This is straight Toilet hooch, mixed with lemon jello....
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Turd Ferguson

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Don't buy this crap. Fake news. ;)
 

JazzDad

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Breakthrough: JDI has developed an N95 spec mask constructed entirely of common household toilet paper.


Oh. Never mind.
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Turd Ferguson

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Well, you could use all your unsold "refurbished" toilet paper.

Otherwise, back to the drawing board, Jazz.
 

brts96

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Feb 11, 2011
108
U.S, MN
Word on the street is that JDI is up to their research and development on their sirens again.

Don't tell him that I got this picture from the Kerplukistan plant, from an anonymous source.

This is from one of their "compact" sirens, near as I can tell.
 

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JazzDad

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Someone smuggled out a photo of our single rotator beacon. This may be our comeback item.
 
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JazzDad

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Gotta love chrome.
 

JazzDad

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This could be the start of JDI's comeback!

BUY NOW, before winter sets in (for those of you in the northern hemisphere).

JDI Lightbar Antifreeze Fluid.

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Instructions for use: Drill a 16mm hole in the top of the bar. Full with the antifreeze. Plug the hole with the cork (included with each bottle). Yes, it's just that simple.
 
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JazzDad

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Ah, the memories. Here's the last day at JDI headquarters. It was such fun handing out all the pink slips.

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brts96

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108
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I heard something about giving out memberships to the Jelly Of The Month Club - "It's the gift that keeps giving all year". Didn't you say that you got the "economy version", where it's the little packets of jelly that you could get at restaurants, when you could go to them?


Ah, the memories. Here's the last day at JDI headquarters. It was such fun handing out all the pink slips.

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brts96

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Browser issues, possibly a PEBKAC issue (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair). For some reason, it showed "server problem" when I went to post.
 
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Dave F

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Browser issues, possibly a PEBKAC issue (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair). For some reason, it showed "server problem" when I went to post.

its an error on the site that we cannot fix at present , it tells you theres an error but it really has posted your post
 

JazzDad

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Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
I gave my wife a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. As usual, I asked her for the cellophane that they came wrapped in. I then caught myself - it's been over 2 years since I've needed that red cellophane for the manufacture of JDI emergency lights.

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Turd Ferguson

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Jul 3, 2011
2,250
Sumner, Wa
Another fine JDI product
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