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JazzDad

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They call that POWER, boys. So much power it blows off the rear end.
 

JazzDad

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Aug 5, 2011
5,165
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I'm asking for your help. JDI may be able to return to business, if you will spread the word. I've taken my personal savings (well, a tiny portion of the millions I made from you suckers, er, loyal customers) and created the ultimate lightbar.

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Turd Ferguson

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Sorry, not that I don't have faith, but I just don't see how you can top the Illumis.
 
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Carlos SpicyWeiner

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Man…. I thought us over here at Weiner Technologies were going to be able to corner the market quickly…. Seems like I missed this juggernaut of a business while doing my market research…
 
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Carlos SpicyWeiner

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Turd Ferguson

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So ordered by the honorable judge Turd Ferguson.
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Carlos SpicyWeiner

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I shouldn't have come to your thread and just waved my weiner all around... that was pretty unkind of me. I'm sorry Jazz
 
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JazzDad

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It's OK. With a wiener that size, who even noticed?
 
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JazzDad

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Just strolling down memory lane. The last day JDI was in business. O, how I enjoyed handing out all those pink slips.
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Carlos SpicyWeiner

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It's OK. With a wiener that size, who even noticed?

^^^^ This mentality leads to this:

Just strolling down memory lane. The last day JDI was in business. O, how I enjoyed handing out all those pink slips.
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On a side note... I love how you make them walk down an alley with no protection. Would have been a great way to pepper them with paintballs, stink bombs, and variously liquids in "water balloons" on their way out.... this must have been a tremendous day of laughter, fun and joy for you.
 

JazzDad

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The bombardment would have been good. I had a lot on my mind that day - like should I get the Rolls or the Ferrari. (By the way, I got both.)
 
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Carlos SpicyWeiner

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Should have got them in time to smoke the tires at the exit so they had to choke on the smell of burned rubber as they got in the cars they could no longer afford the payments on :D
 
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Turd Ferguson

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Isn't that the moment when your son told the JDI Chief Financial Officer he was being let go?
 
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Turd Ferguson

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Akward.
 
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Carlos SpicyWeiner

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i guess I probably really should have said:

I always knew he had a little Weiner in him.
 
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Turd Ferguson

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That's not any better.
 
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JazzDad

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I've let so many employees go over the years, who knows who that was. (If it was one of my sons, again, who knows.)
 
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JazzDad

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Well on our way to making a spectacular comeback, here is a photo of the initial prototype of JDI’s new dash light. This particular model is red and amber, and will have 256 patterns. (Photo purposely blurred to prevent our copyright from infringement.)

Here are some of the comments from our test panel:

Wow, that is really bright!
The ULTIMATE in stealth!
That will fit perfectly in my sub-compact POV response car!
JDI? Are they still in business?
 

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JazzDad

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All this in a very modest footprint.
 

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Turd Ferguson

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I get the feeling JazzDad is paying some workers from SeattleSar Technologies Group to make his products.
 
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