Many folks put up their Christmas decorations the day after Thanksgiving. To those of you who may placing lights in your yards: Can you please avoid anything that has Red and Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner I think it's the police, and I have a panic attack! I have to brake hard, toss my martini, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the sawed-off shotgun under the seat... all while trying to put my clothes back on.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.