Carlos SpicyWeiner's STILL Never-Ending Comment Contest

Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
there was a thread on here somewhere of a LEO that was making and selling spotlights on a box with a warning light for like $300 i challenged myself to do the same for under $100 and have almost completed it... everything is assembled and ready except that last part...
 
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Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
Will I be the first elightbars member to try out the new permanent mount system?
 

Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
Probably not now.. still waiting... Nothing out lasts the Energizer bunny... It keeps going and going and going
 

tsquale

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Oct 12, 2010
10,511
Minnesota, USA
Mowed today....got the damn mower stuck in the lawn cause of all the rain and heavily clay soil under it. Next month I'm having drain tile installed to hopefully solve some of the issues with drainage.
 
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Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
Good luck with the hurricane! Be safe!
 

Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
1st post of 20 twin twin...
 

Sparky_911

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May 15, 2013
2,648
Central Illinois
I mean if you're gonna get the corona... might well get a side of lime disease to make it go down easier.

But a black and tan is certainly tasty.
 
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Turd Ferguson

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Jul 3, 2011
2,250
Sumner, Wa
I have nothing of substance to add.








So did I win a hat?
 
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Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
just FYI Jack daniels has canceled tours for 2 weeks. this is not a joke...
 

Doyle257

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Jan 13, 2015
658
Cheektowaga, NY
Day 2 of COVID-19 lockdown, but working in a essential field:
NYS Has started having inmates produce Hand sanitizer to distribute. There is no way to convince me that this is anything other than Straight Toilet Hooch, mixed with Sugar Free Lemon Jello.
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It smells like Lemon and everclear....like a bad party from my early 20's....
 

Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
oh we have extended spring break, we are on pandemic level 2 but hear we may be going to three but i will still have to come to work.. hardly any non drive through restaurants open...
 
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Sparky_911

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May 15, 2013
2,648
Central Illinois
We've been takeout or drive thru only since Sunday. No bars. Only package liquor. No gatherings over 10. Which to be honest made me grin cuz I'm working 12hrs behind the radio on st paddy's day.
 
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Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
went to level 3 earlier.. no one allowed onsite that arent "essential" us guys, IT and the big wigs..
 

Turd Ferguson

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Jul 3, 2011
2,250
Sumner, Wa
I like pie.
 
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Nolines

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Apr 5, 2018
1,678
Margate, FL
I tell ya this virus sucks the big one, I have no work from a couple clients till further notice, gonna be boring as all get out just sitting around the house.
 

Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
i like to sit at restaurants and eat... but that aint happening anymore... go COVID!
 
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Turd Ferguson

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Jul 3, 2011
2,250
Sumner, Wa
Dinner tonight, cake, bacon and scotch.

Because I'm a grown a$$ man, that's why.
 

Sparky_911

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May 15, 2013
2,648
Central Illinois
Not to brag....we got free Starbucks Saturday morning, free texas roadhouse Saturday evening. And they cooked those steaks to perfection. Both places had to shut down due to stay home orders and hooked us up. Even free cookies from grocery store. God I love being a dispatcher sometimes.
 

Sparky_911

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May 15, 2013
2,648
Central Illinois
And bossman brought us popeyes chic and bisx for lunch today. Gunna hafta lay off and start using the worl treadmill.
 
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Turd Ferguson

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Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
i like food that cant be handed out a drive thru window.. and chocolate pecan pie with whiskey cooked in it..

and whiskey...

and "pie"
 
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Turd Ferguson

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Jul 3, 2011
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Sumner, Wa
Giggity.
 
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Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
Safety never takes a holiday
 

Turd Ferguson

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Jul 3, 2011
2,250
Sumner, Wa
Well kiss my grits. Done just got quarantined, I have the dreaded coronavirus.
 
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