Happy 4th!

Dave F

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Sep 13, 2015
1,343
Berks County, PA
behold JDIs latest innovation, the particulate beacon. capable of producing 7 flashes per minute (as its pendullum mounted with a flash rate variable based on how fast the person walks) . Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, anal leakage, migraines and death. Patent pending in 48 states, law suits pending in 5, manufactured in the Kerplukistan plant with care, packaged and shipped in Wuhan
 
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Turd Ferguson

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Jul 3, 2011
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Sumner, Wa
Don't forget spontaneously combustible flatulence.

For at least one person in America today, this will be the last day they have 10 fingers.
 
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