So, I had just finished my report for a DUI I stopped early in the evening when I went to back up a dep in the city. Afterwards, I stopped a guy for doing a doughnut in the parking lot next to me. After getting him stopped, smelling 'an odor consistent with that of an alcoholic beverage coming from his person and intensifying when he spoke', and getting him out of the car, we got through HGN without an issue. Well, my cpl and pfc showed up as I was finishing explaining the walk and turn and we then saw something none of us had seen before. Yes, my friends, we got to witness the elusive, often talked about but rarely seen, backwards 9 steps back. I will have to try to find a way to record a copy of the video (old VHS system) and share the joy that can only come from watching a 47 year old fat man moon walk while drunk.