The JazzDad Fund

[JazzDad]

Since the change to the forum, I have not had to access The Ring.  I have started a fundraising campaign to come up with the $15 to become a real member.  All of my friends have contributed (see photo), and now your opportunity to help in this worthy cause has come.



Think about it: JazzDad once again posting his lovely pictures on the longest thread!



Please send your contribution to any of the moderators, who will keep the money in escrow until the goal is reached.  If the inconceivable occurs, and the goal is not met, your cash will go into the eLB general fund, which helps homeless moderators with their meager existence.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

Im all for Jazz gettin back into the Ring. His pics were high quality


And no, I couldnt even type that with a straight face

 

[336]

You misread that, for you its $15,000.00 for silver

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm in for 3.5 cents. And maybe a beer, but I'll have to double check my finances.

 

[chief1562]

I'll throw in a few gallons of bleach for eye wash. :uhno:

 

[ClintonPSE]

I'll contribute 0.00003 Bitcoins. Don't spend it all in one place now![Broken External Image]:http://media.coindesk.com/2013/09/bitcoin-large.jpg

 

[Jarred J.]

 

[wilsonbr90]

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I have some pocket lint and a candybar wrapper I can throw in

 

[JazzDad]

Sure, a guy is down and out and can't come up with the 15 bucks.  So what do you do?

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

c'mon Jazz, surely you got some loose change hidin in your tin foil hat. Zandu commands you to come back, where would my posts be if not for me nemesis??

 

[Jarred J.]

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[JazzDad]

Perhaps the members need a reminder of the high quality photos I used to post.

Like this:



Yes, I know... there's actual cleavage in the photo.  But the important things are:

• Photo is in black & white
• Females (human or non)
• Something gross, like grey spaghetti sauce

Let's go, folks!  This $15 isn't going to print itself.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

Perhaps the members need a reminder of the high quality photos I used to post.


Like this:

sghetti.jpg


Yes, I know... there's actual cleavage in the photo. But the important things are:

• Photo is in black & white
• Females (human or non)
• Something gross, like grey spaghetti sauce

Let's go, folks! This $15 isn't going to print itself.

sadly, those might be the most attractive dames you ever posted.

 

[StEaLtH2]

sadly, those might be the most attractive dames you ever posted.

Amen to that brother..!!...


I opened this thread believing the Jazz had finally pushed the atmosphere to its limits between posting and testing at JDI...that "another" (ahem) "ban Him" campaign was warranted...


Geez, now there really is no reason not to upgrade..!!.. Ha ha

 

[JazzDad]

Another reminder:



Be sure to make your contribution today.  (Pending tax deductible status for all Sea Land citizens.)

 

[JazzDad]

How's this to prompt you to get your wallets out? 

Photo was given to me by sereptitious means.  It is purportedly one of the moderators outside the ELB Office Tower at 0300 this Sunday past.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

I am slightly worried. As a JDI stockholder, the lack of liquid capital to ensure nothing less than a Platinum bill has me concerned. Has R&D burned through the profits? Has Broomhilda in telemarketing been leaving the phone off the hook? I demand bacon, and answers I shall have!

 

[JazzDad]

The court tells me a premium ELB account is not a justified business expense.  But don't worry, your investment is still growing, despite what those know-nothings at Dow Jones say.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

I will be montitoring this situation closely :crazy:

 

[mcpd2025]

You know, if you were asking for money to help fund your psychiatrist bill, you might get some more funds.  Oddly enough, I have to agree that the picture of the 3 girls eating spaghetti is definitely your best, and I'm ashamed to admit that it kinda turns me on a little bit...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm still waiting for Jazz to give me his PayPal so I can send him that 3.5 cents.

 

[JazzDad]

PayPal takes too much off the top.  I need CASH!

 

[336]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePENcrE_xcQ

 

[brts96]

I heard that JG Wentworth has cash now, or they used to. Maybe they spent all their money on commercials, I haven't seen any ads for a while.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

PayPal takes too much off the top. I need CASH!

Got a PO Box, then?

 

[Doug]

Here's my donation for you. Don't spend it all in one place.

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[SomeBloke]

I could spare about 5 pence, which with conversion rates is about $5,000,000 Canadian.

 

[JohnMarcson]

Some buy him a gift voucher before the bacon starts.

 

[336]

Some buy him a gift voucher before the bacon starts.

$5 is a little steep, can you break that down a little lower, to maybe, 5¢?

 

[JohnMarcson]

$5 is a little steep, can you break that down a little lower, to maybe, 5¢?

You can mail him change directly if he wants to post his address, because we aren't keeping track of it.  :mellow:

 

[chief1562]

Some buy him a gift voucher before the bacon starts.

Is it tax deductible?

 

[JohnMarcson]

Is it tax deductible?

The IRS says JazzDad is not officially a charity yet.

 

[JazzDad]

How can you resist this cute little blond cherub?



Especially because I had to pay the little brat five smackers to pose for the picture.  But, I see it as an investment.

Stop the presses! 

A donor, by the name of Any Moose, has made the entire payment.  I am now a Silver Member!  For another $45, so I can become a Gold Member, (wasn't that a James Bond movie?) I will release the donor's name.

Woo Hoo, I'm off to The Ring!

:woot:

I've been saving my photos for all this time.

 

[chief1562]

The IRS says JazzDad is not officially a charity yet.

But he is a basket case right?

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

But he is a basket case right?

Indeed

 

[JazzDad]

OK, enough already!  The money just keeps coming in.  I've contacted John to see if an Uber-Platinum membership category can be created especially just for me.  If I choose just the Gold level, I'll be a member for the next 38 years. 

I guess I can always bequeath my membership to one of my sons.  They are all a little strange, however.  :whistle:

 

[Turd Ferguson]

What? You have strange offspring? Say it ain't so!!!

 

[Jarred J.]

gold member was an Austin power's movie. the 007 movie was gold FINGER

 

[R1894]

How can you resist this cute little blond cherub?

resist.jpg

Of course you had to use the terribly over used font for your sign. :crazy:   I HATE COMIC SANS!!! BAHHH!!!!

 

[JazzDad]

Well, they don't make Comic with serifs.