Found another photo of Jarred as a child.
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That's seriously creepy, Jazz. It's almost Japan-level creepy. Ok not quite that far. No tentacles and he's not taking a hidden upskirt photo. Don't lower Jarred to that level of creepiness! Besides, I just can't imagine him wearing purple socks, let alone flood pants. I can imagine him carrying an Auto-9 in his leg and driving a matte grey 87 Taurus, though. Jazz, don't you dare Photoshop something up with RoboJarred doing something creepy. It's
"your move, creep" ; "not
my creepy move"! He has connections, Jazz. To a senior Vice President and he might send a fella to pay you a visit the next time you're partying with some JazzDad Groupies. Chances of there being such groupies are slim to nil, but I dunno, crazier things have happened.
But great to see you back, Jazz! Don't know where you went, but were likely run out of town a few times. There was a void with you gone. I'd log in expecting wacky photos, but sadly nothing.
Then you log in with a creepy photo. Maybe you've lost your edge in retirement. I'm a bit disappointed. Is it a bit of senility setting in? Oh wait, that set in 35 years ago by the looks of it
. Just don't become one of those unbearable retirees like in those awful Consumer Cellular and AARP commercials! If you start hawking Consumer Cellular totally out of context, we're all going to shun you!
Still, it's great to see you back!