Chief to Commissioners."How much money is left in my budget for the year?"
Commissioners "Why?"
Chief "Took engine out for driver training,Engine not able to drive throught deep water total loss?"
Commissioners "Oh, Hope driver wasn't certified was he?"
Chief "No."
Commissioners "Looks like you need to have a fund raiser then,You spent it all."
Chief "Sh*t
Commissioners "That about sums it up."