The JazzDad Fund

[JazzDad]

My, how...



To prove my value to this forum, here's a little story:

[SIZE=18pt]My neighbor woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. He went downstairs and found his wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing![/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]He panicked. He didn't know what to do. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]Then he remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.[/SIZE]

 

[Jarred J.]

 

[JohnMarcson]

He's silver..... run

 

[JohnMarcson]

How's this to prompt you to get your wallets out? 

Photo was given to me by sereptitious means.  It is purportedly one of the moderators outside the ELB Office Tower at 0300 this Sunday past.

moderator.jpg

Confirmed.  I turn off the water in the employee bathroom if we don't enough subscriptions.  

 

[kitn1mcc]

oh no

 

[JazzDad]

 

[kitn1mcc]

ohh FUND not FUN     cause Fun and JDI   do not go together

 

[JazzDad]

What do you mean?

Isn't it fun trying to read the instructions included with your JDI purchases?  How else are you expected to learn Chemehuevi?

Firefighters can hone their skills on JDI electronics.

Police work is more exciting when the alley or takedowns go out during a stop.

Even city attorneys get in on the action when lawsuits are filed for faulty sirens contributing to wrecks.

Fun and JDI go together like peanut butter and Gefilte fish!

 

[kitn1mcc]

So this is a legal FUND

 

[JazzDad]

Far from being legal.

 

[AJ3814]

I have a spare steel penny and a nice wooden nickel. 

 

[JazzDad]

Drop it in the piggy bank for next year's fundraiser.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

Has anyone bothered to tell Jazz that while he has been marginally successful in raising the money needed to stay in the Ring, that the better part of the community has made large donations to the site to keep him OUT of the Ring?

 

[firefighter7017]

c'mon Jazz, surely you got some loose change hidin in your tin foil hat. Zandu commands you to come back, where would my posts be if not for me nemesis??

HEY.......only one person on this forum is allowed to hate things, and that's me.

May all of your horrid bacon burn for your transgressions.