Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 24, 2015 #881 That would be a real FEAT.
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 25, 2015 #883 easiest word by FAR
Phoenix_Rising Resident Ghost Lifetime VIP Donor Feb 27, 2012 6,744 Berks County PA May 25, 2015 #884 only if you are willing to pay the FARE
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 25, 2015 #885 I FART in your general direction
E ems60 Member Member May 22, 2010 307 USA / MA/ Cape Cod May 25, 2015 #886 You mean you would PART with that. Last edited by a moderator: May 25, 2015
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 25, 2015 #887 yes and for the right price you can put it in your amazon shopping CART
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 26, 2015 #888 Do you really CARE about that?
Phoenix_Rising Resident Ghost Lifetime VIP Donor Feb 27, 2012 6,744 Berks County PA May 26, 2015 #889 dont SCARE him like that
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 26, 2015 #890 Why? Do you think it might SCAR him for life?
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 26, 2015 #891 ok get your gloves we's gonna SPAR
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 26, 2015 #892 I might have a SPARE pair of gloves somewhere.
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 26, 2015 #893 well PARE your pair with a pear and call some one who is tounge tied..
E ems60 Member Member May 22, 2010 307 USA / MA/ Cape Cod May 26, 2015 #894 That wasn't a fart, that was a shart and now you are BARE bottom.
Phoenix_Rising Resident Ghost Lifetime VIP Donor Feb 27, 2012 6,744 Berks County PA May 27, 2015 #895 did you see that BABE over there???
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 27, 2015 #896 Was she trying to BAKE bacon?
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 27, 2015 #897 Maybe a bacon CAKE?
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 27, 2015 #898 ill put that in a display CASE
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 27, 2015 #899 Jarred, put Dave back in his CAGE, will ya?
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 27, 2015 #900 Sure. it's all the RAGE nowadays
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 28, 2015 #901 A lot of OT really helps one RAKE in the dough.
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 28, 2015 #902 Double post. Yeah, I have no clue what happened there. Last edited by a moderator: May 28, 2015
TritonBoulder47 Member May 25, 2010 7,072 Tunkhannock, PA, USA May 28, 2015 #903 Too bad the Government will TAKE more when you make more... Reactions: Turd Ferguson
wilsonbr90 Wilson LED Member Sep 30, 2013 1,429 Corning, New York May 28, 2015 #904 You just can't TAME the beast.
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 28, 2015 #906 That gets my STAMP of approval.
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 28, 2015 #907 STOMP down all the noise about the .gov or your could be on a list
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 28, 2015 #908 No one is going to STOP my exercise of free speech. I don't care what list they put me on.
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 28, 2015 #909 say that when they are pouring water on your head from POTS
TritonBoulder47 Member May 25, 2010 7,072 Tunkhannock, PA, USA May 29, 2015 #911 I hate when the Government SPITS in my face like that...
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 29, 2015 #912 So SPIT right back.
Phoenix_Rising Resident Ghost Lifetime VIP Donor Feb 27, 2012 6,744 Berks County PA May 29, 2015 #913 SPOT on lad
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 30, 2015 #915 Yeah, but when I win, someone will be getting TAPS played for them.
Phoenix_Rising Resident Ghost Lifetime VIP Donor Feb 27, 2012 6,744 Berks County PA May 30, 2015 #916 better check the TAPE for the replay on that one
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 30, 2015 #917 anyone seen my batman CAPE
Phoenix_Rising Resident Ghost Lifetime VIP Donor Feb 27, 2012 6,744 Berks County PA May 30, 2015 #918 so you can solve a CAPER?
Jarred J. Archive Expert Lifetime VIP Donor May 21, 2010 11,678 Shelbyville, TN May 30, 2015 #919 yes, of a serial RAPER
Turd Ferguson Senior Member Member Jul 3, 2011 2,258 Sumner, Wa May 30, 2015 #920 Oh no, out of toilet PAPER.