Travel Scrabble

[car54]

Well then they should not drive a CAR after being there.

 

[Jarred J.]

that's why there is this thing called a CAB!

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

no need to be a CRAB Jarred

 

[Jarred J.]

Sorry, I cant be crabby cause im allergic to CRABS...

and shrimp and oysters, etc..

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Then don't be CRASS.

 

[Jarred J.]

don't get CROSS with me boy...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Some days I want to run someone over with my truck when I'm over 95,000 GROSS weight. Little cars that think they're invincible can be killed.

 

[Jarred J.]

not if you paint it with invinvible GLOSS

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

reminds me, i need to clean my windshield GLASS

 

[Turd Ferguson]

And I need to cut the GRASS.

 

[ems60]

And polish your BRASS.

 

[Jarred J.]

and tell your significant other to wash Their BRAS

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

gunna spend the night hangin with my BROS

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Don't taze me, BRO.

 

[Jarred J.]

itll straightebn your BROW

 

[Turd Ferguson]

CROW was my favorite from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

 

[TritonBoulder47]

Didn't he have a CROWN on his head...?

 

[car54]

Was it BROWN and not gold like normal?

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

i cant recall, so Im going to DROWN my sorrows

 

[TritonBoulder47]

Turn that FROWN upside down...  

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This thread sure has GROWN.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

well it still has room to GROW

 

[Jarred J.]

you are all wrong... it wasn't a crown on his head.. it was a catchers mitt. he satin the 1st seat of the ROW that mike and tom servo sat in.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

i like my steak almost RAW

 

[Jarred J.]

not me, I want mine WAR ready well done

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

well set your grill to WARP then

 

[Jarred J.]

ill set it so high ill need a HARP

 

[TritonBoulder47]

You'll need a SHARP knife to cut that leather after you're done cooking it...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Speaking of sharp, have you ever been up close and personal with the teeth of a SHARK?

 

[TritonBoulder47]

I've found a bunch of shark teeth near my SHACK on the beach...

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

i had a friend like that, but he's a bit of a HACK

 

[TritonBoulder47]

Is he a hack because of his LACK of skill...?

 

[Jarred J.]

no, its because he has no LUCK

 

[Turd Ferguson]

That must SUCK for him.

 

[Jarred J.]

yea especially since he's Howard the DUCK

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

why you gotta be sucha DICK? :haha:

 

[Jarred J.]

why is your mind So SICK?

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

does it TICK you off?

 

[Jarred J.]

nope but i will KICK you if you want me too.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

go PICK on someone else, i gotta get to work