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Phoenix_Rising

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im going to keep watching you tube, browsing this site, playing online games all while making barely over minimum wage.... until 6pm.
go work at McDonalds, a magical land where all your dreams come true and you can make $30/hour :bonk:
 

AJ3814

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go work at McDonalds, a magical land where all your dreams come true and you can make $30/hour :bonk:
Believe it or not, there are those that do, in North Dakota. One sheriff's office I applied with in far eastern Montana had a starting salary of $59,000 a year. But I was passed up for a 20 year old with neck tattoos and someone with only 2 years experience and a domestic background..... but they were from there originally .... go figure.
 
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Jarred J.

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to get on our PD here you have to be screwin a sgts daughter....kiss more ass than youd ever want to, or have some good dirt on somebody.

ive done my fast food time... never do it again.

this is my now "part time job" my other job pays more, has better benefits and its a state job.
 

justavillain

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Mar 7, 2013
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Grand Rapids
And us als providers do bls too. But in the eyes of insurance als or nothing prehospital


Actually the basics just started being able to take priority 3 patients to the hospital. So it has helped with the work load on the als providers.


Prior to that it was just lift assists and transfers. And some debate on bls ama
 
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Phoenix_Rising

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Feb 27, 2012
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Berks County PA
And us als providers do bls too. But in the eyes of insurance als or nothing prehospital


Actually the basics just started being able to take priority 3 patients to the hospital. So it has helped with the work load on the als providers.


Prior to that it was just lift assists and transfers. And some debate on bls ama
:popcorn:


i like this planet you live on, where medics do real work and martini's flow from fountains. i simply must travel there some time, in a galaxy fart fart away....


all seriousness, BLS here roll solo quite often, and us lil "basics" do quite a bit. aint it funny how these things can vary so much based on where you are on the map
 
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Phoenix_Rising

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fake edit and sidenote, im not knocking medics, nor what they do (or dont do :p ) im seriously intrigued by the differences between locals.


wanted to make that clear, lest some rogue site owner "accidentally" delete my account :haha:
 
May 25, 2010
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Tunkhannock, PA, USA
Checking back in...  Got a good ammount of stuff done this weekend...  Got my new Tablet delivered, and installed (loosely for now until I devise a more permanent mount), MOPAR Performance CAI installed (god damn I've missed that WOT CAI Sound... lol), and I got 1 of my 12s in and running...  I didn't have enough time to build the custom enclosure/equipment rack before I leave for vacation on the 13th, so I just ran to Best Buy and picked up a ported enclosure (Since they didn't have any sealed ones) to run for now...  I still have to do some tuning, but its nice to have more bump again...  

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No pics of the box, cause it looks like hell...  LoL  It's literally just thrown in the back for now...  lol
 

DaveCN5

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May 22, 2010
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South East Michigan
to get on our PD here you have to be screwin a sgts daughter....kiss more ass than youd ever want to, or have some good dirt on somebody.

ive done my fast food time... never do it again.

this is my now "part time job" my other job pays more, has better benefits and its a state job.
Our dispatch center is hiring if you're willing to relocate to Michigan. Haha. Most of them are making $60K with some making $100K+.
 

crt6mrt-265

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May 23, 2010
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Central NJ
good morning to everyone!!!

Wait dispatchers starting at $60K????? Brand new nurses make that!! lol
 

Phoenix_Rising

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i think i need to move to Michigan, lol


catchin some zzz's, work the night bus this week

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AJ3814

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Retired1

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Jun 1, 2010
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Woodward County, OK
That is a LOT of gunfire.

Ironic that the gunfire erupts as the new chief is giving an interview to the news media.

As an aside, it appears to me that the St. Louis County police chief never faced the criticism that befell the Ferguson chief. 
 
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May 25, 2010
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Checking back in for 12...  Counting down the hours until vacation...  lol  Currently sitting at 63-ish hours before we leave...  lol
 

crt6mrt-265

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Jarred J.

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busy day today just now getting on elb
 

AJ3814

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It's raining here so it's time to catch up on reports.
 

crt6mrt-265

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May 23, 2010
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is it just me or does it seem to be the same people commenting and posting throughout the forum lately? it shows a tone of people signed on, but I see the same names all the time with posts and comments ( and not just this topic lol)
 

Jarred J.

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theres a thread for that
 

Phoenix_Rising

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is it just me or does it seem to be the same people commenting and posting throughout the forum lately? it shows a tone of people signed on, but I see the same names all the time with posts and comments ( and not just this topic lol)
thats pretty much the norm; you have your base "everyday" poster, your weekly posters, and your time to time posters: the majority are none or classified only posters
 
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tsquale

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thats pretty much the norm; you have your base "everyday" poster, your weekly posters, and your time to time posters: the majority are none or classified only posters
Basically you have bored dispatchers and retired collectors (everyday and weekly posters) then you have folks that actually are doing things in life... :crackup:

Oh I kid I kid. But I usually am on here my entire dispatch shift, especially overnights.
 
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Phoenix_Rising

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Basically you have bored dispatchers and retired collectors (everyday and weekly posters) then you have folks that actually are doing things in life... :crackup:


Oh I kid I kid. But I usually am on here my entire dispatch shift, especially overnights.
how dareth thou speaketh the "B" word
 
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