Cops Catch Them "Doing It"!!

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
Eye bleach!


:sadcry:
 

mdlighting

Member
Jul 20, 2011
648
PG county,MD
I like that they need this image burned into their mind like a fish needs a bicycle that great!!!! Oh and those 2 yuck yuck yuck wow get a room or at least a car what if it were children that found them and not cops I would whoop their buts if they did that in front of my kids
 

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
If kids saw that, they'd need some serious psychiatric help if they were to even hope for a normal adult sex life later on.
 

chief1562

Member
Mar 18, 2011
5,840
Slaterville/NY
either use a bag or I'm going to go blind.
 

JPolston

Member
Mar 27, 2012
512
Indiana, USA
No bag.. no amount of alcohol.. no drugs.. would ever make me touch that woman.. ever... If I'm going to get caught in public.. I'm going to be, well, my girl is gorgeous, but in this instance.. I'll say I'd get caught with a Jessica Alba... Megan Fox.. etc..


That chick must be good at something, because.. just no... no.. no no no.
 

cook2890

Member
Sep 27, 2010
456
Murfreesboro TN
omg.....

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eyebleach1.jpg
 

mcpd2025

Member
May 20, 2010
1,557
Maryland, USA
I am so thankful that I read threads BEFORE I click on articles. I don't know what I missed and I don't want to know. How come its always people/things you DON'T want to see naked/exposed that you see naked/exposed?


Case in point;


Couple years ago get a call for a suspicious situation at a dead end road known for drug use. Get on scene, approach car... 2 dudes going at it.


Yesterday get a call for one down. Get onscene, its a local meth addict. No bra or panties. Her floppy boobs are hanging out her shirt, then she stands up and we realize she doesn't have panties on and her pants are falling down. Nasty saggy ass too...


Today get a call for a robbery just occurred. Local crackwhore was "robbed" of her "business proceeds" and had the audacity to try to report it. She was wearing a one piece spandex body suit, black and white vertical stripes. Cameltoe front, saggy ass rear and sloppy floppy boobs... NOTHING left to the imagination.
 

jdh

Member
May 21, 2010
1,555
Geneva, FL
mcpd2025 said:
I am so thankful that I read threads BEFORE I click on articles. I don't know what I missed and I don't want to know. How come its always people/things you DON'T want to see naked/exposed that you see naked/exposed?

Case in point;


Couple years ago get a call for a suspicious situation at a dead end road known for drug use. Get on scene, approach car... 2 dudes going at it.


Yesterday get a call for one down. Get onscene, its a local meth addict. No bra or panties. Her floppy boobs are hanging out her shirt, then she stands up and we realize she doesn't have panties on and her pants are falling down. Nasty saggy ass too...


Today get a call for a robbery just occurred. Local crackwhore was "robbed" of her "business proceeds" and had the audacity to try to report it. She was wearing a one piece spandex body suit, black and white vertical stripes. Cameltoe front, saggy ass rear and sloppy floppy boobs... NOTHING left to the imagination.

AND there goes my lunch. Thanx
 
Jun 18, 2012
97
Virginia
If I had a dollar every time I caught people having sex somewhere weird (weirdest being inside a dumpster enclosure) ........ Oh the joys of movie theater security.
 

cybercop

Member
May 31, 2010
302
USA, TX/South
What has been seen cannot be un-seen. On the other hand, even the uglies need to bump uglies. Natural selection people.


Like none of you have ever done it in a public place like that?
 

jdh

Member
May 21, 2010
1,555
Geneva, FL
cybercop said:
What has been seen cannot be un-seen. On the other hand, even the uglies need to bump uglies. Natural selection people.

Like none of you have ever done it in a public place like that?

Don't even get them started with that one.
 

Tristar

Member
May 24, 2010
899
MA
I'm pissed as hell about the original post...there should be a warning statement just before the link, stating that clicking on the link may be / probably will be hazardous!!! All I can say about the non-male person is that I wouldn't *&^) her with your &^*(!!!
 

jdh

Member
May 21, 2010
1,555
Geneva, FL
Tristar said:
I'm pissed as hell about the original post...there should be a warning statement just before the link, stating that clicking on the link may be / probably will be hazardous!!! All I can say about the non-male person is that I wouldn't *&^) her with your &^*(!!!

With a 2x4 strapped to my @$$.


Bag her and bag myself in-case hers broke....that is a yak session there I tell you
 

Torpedo

Member
May 9, 2012
583
USA Fl
Doing it with big girls, can't find it?


It's easy, just turn flaps till one stinks like $hi+, then go back one. THERE it is!


:puke:
 

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