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Discussion in 'Off Topic Lounge' started by unlisted, May 23, 2010.
How to tell if you have too many lights on your POV.
"Jazz, can you tone it down a tad?"
Jazz, you better move this before the mods see it. Clearly it belongs in the green thread...
How's this for an art shot? (With the 100+ degree days we've been having here, I needed to see this again.
Wow, who wouldn’t be terrified! Not only did the Chicago police get the wrong house, they got the wrong city, too!
My subversive campaign to take over this website continues, in case anyone was wondering.
Saw this in a video about CPB agents working the southern US border. This was the control box for equipment in a sewer tunnel that connected the US and Mexico.
I wonder why the siren? To blast illegal entrants back?
What did you get for Valentine's Day?
Worst photoshops ever to clickbait people on Youtube. I laughed when I saw these. What some will do for views, even for their crappy videos.....
#1. I think you're gonna need a bigger tool.....like...a Howitzer or something.
#2. Introducing the world's "smallest" full-grown woman next to the world's "tallest" Arabian. At least the horse had more class for Guinness's photo op.
The horse must be tethered to a basketball hoop.
how long did it take you to figure out all the guys in the picture all have the same head?
Very close family?
I need one of these minibikes!
Currently, the forecast for my area is to get 25.42 inches of rain due to Harvey. I sent this out to my department members for a needed giggle.
Not sure if this one's been posted already:
I got this one from another site, but it's great, IMO. Anyone that's served in an Army (or Air Force...) in one of the Commonwealth Realms will get this one. It's so true that it's not even funny. OK, it's funny because it's so true.
This should be the new standard. The current scale isn't working. Especially w/ "Chronic Pain (in the ass) Patients". They always say that their pain is a 10, while the little old lady riddled with cancer calmly says that she's a 5 and the CTAS 1-2 industrial trauma case is "sore, but maybe it's a 6 or 7, tops." Oh that and malingerers w/ pain of unknown etiology: "It's a 10 doc! More like a 15!" Then as they're waiting at the pharmacy (complete with histrionic dramatics and groaning, of course): "C'mon doc (?)! I'm hurting here (groan)! How much longer (louder groan)??" Once they get their rx. for narcs. and benzos: (to pharmacist/pharm. tech; calmly, as if their pain magically disappeared) "Check out these cool pictures of this bike that I saw. Isn't that cool?! Do you want to see my pictures of my dog wearing sunglasses? (pharm. rolls eyes and tells pt. to leave)" The same pharmacy antics apply to Chronic Pain Pts., only more so.
The worst one (read: most obnoxious) one that I saw did all of the above, then told the pharmacist that his ODSP coverage wouldn't cover one of the rxs and that he'll "pick it up in a month or so." Once he got his shopping bag full of narcs and other controlleds, he threw the rx. bag full force 20 feet to his enfeebled father because he "couldn't carry them." The father looked like he was in more pain than his idiot son. This type of BS drives me up the wall, and I'm just an allied healthcare professional. I always love it when they think that I can write rxs. or that I have such a huge influence over the physicians that I can get them to write huge rxs. for narcs and/or benzos on demand. "Oh, of course I'll get the doctor to stop working on a resuscitation and get him to write you an rx. for 120 Mogadon. Oh wait, I think that you'd be better off with 240. I'll use my mind control and make that happen. I'll make him get you some Supeudol too, just to be on the safe side. I'll make sure it's for the 20mg ones and that you get at least 90. Would you prefer Hydromorph Contin instead? Oh, and how about a shot of Dilaudid too? I'll make it all happen with my Crisis Worker Mind Tricks."
yep then you wake them up with Narcan and save their life and all they want to do is beat your head in for ruining their high...
So true that it's not even scary anymore; it's reality. A couple of my buddies in EMS have had times where they gave Narcan to the pt., bring the pt. back, the pt. goes into W/Ds and then tries to rob the Paramedics for their narcs. Of course pt. doesn't realize that Paramedics have radios. Pt. gets busted but pleads w/ LE not to arrest him because he's in W/Ds . Many of the Paramedics here are wearing ballistic or spike vests now. "We save your life. You try to take ours" as one buddy put it. I'm a huge supporter of the Narcan kits for users but they usually administer it wrong or go into W/Ds, use again and then arrive in emerg as a CTAS 1 case w/ PEA shortly after. Little doubt as to which of the "Five Ts" caused it. Or the ubiquitous 'car pulls into emerg parking lot, dumps pt. out and takes off' cases. Always a favourite w/ users. The fentanyl crisis is just making things that much worse. I remember a pt that went flat from a fent OD, was resus'ed, bragged about going flat and surviving and then died a month or two later from a fent OD. It's madness out there. Throw in crystal meth and it's a nightmare.
Maybe the place was robbed ?
They wouldn't be backed in if that was the case. Funny as hell pic Jazz.
Why not just call the book: "How Get Mauled to Death" or "How to Shorten Your Life Expectancy in One Easy Step" or "Learning How to Commit Suicide in the Serengeti"?
That's actually a real book.
Love the orderliness of their parking. It's not doing much to break down stereotypes about Germans. That or it's some strange psychedelic art speaking to the universality of policing or maybe just that parked police cars are trippy. Failing that it's some BMW prototype for a police mega-vehicle for cruising the entire Autobahn.
"Ja! Vee have dezigned a vehicle that vill bring law und order to zee entire Autobahn at vunce!"
Ca. 1926 Dodge "INVALID CAR". (Before they mounted the Navigator bar?)
ahhhh, the highly revered, seldom invoked "pop" maneuver, black sheep cousin of the "pit".....
That's actually from this case here: