Travel Scrabble

[Turd Ferguson]

Seems to me that could leave some permanent SCARS.

 

[wilsonbr90]

Or just SCARE the crap out of some people.

 

[Jarred J.]

Nah it'd SCORE some points on someone drivers licensce though

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Or make you SORE.

 

[Jarred J.]

or a type of pain of SORT

 

[Turd Ferguson]

There's a good SPORT.

 

[Jarred J.]

as long as your blood doesn't SPURT

 

[wilsonbr90]

You can get a "mexican tattoo" with a SPUR. Little southern justice.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Is that a racial SLUR?

 

[TritonBoulder47]

Only if it came from a filthy SLUT...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Hey, we don't need that kind of SMUT. Scrabble is a family game.

 

[ems60]

Don't be so SMUG

 

[Jarred J.]

quit flappin your GUMS

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I said it and I'm sticking to my GUNS.

 

[TritonBoulder47]

It's getting chilly...  Hope you are all nice and SNUG...

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

SNAG me a beer would ya?

 

[wilsonbr90]

Screw the beer, it's new years eve. Pass me the STAG.

 

[Jarred J.]

screw that I need some Jack Daniel's STAT

 

[Turd Ferguson]

That's guaranteed to put you in an altered STATE.

 

[ems60]

As long as it wasn't STALE

 

[Jarred J.]

no but it did come from a vegetable grown from a STALK

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Need a little less TALK and a lot more action.

 

[Jarred J.]

ohhh you feel real TALL now don't you?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Let me TALLY the votes...


Yup. You're a ball buster by a landslide.

 

[Jarred J.]

ok SALLY

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Alright, this is getting too SILLY.

 

[wilsonbr90]

One of my unfortunate nick names is "little WILLY"

 

[Jarred J.]

are you like that sergeant in Beverly hills cop? whats his name? BILLY?

 

[wilsonbr90]

I'm just a BILL


Yes, I'm only a BILL


And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill


Well, it's a long, long journey


To the capital city


It's a long, long wait


While I'm sitting in committee


But I know I'll be a law someday


At least I hope and pray that I will


But today I am still just a BILL

 

[ems60]

That's a bunch of BULL

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Sound the BELL, we got us a winner.

 

[Jarred J.]

ive said it before and ill say it again

what the HELL

 

[TritonBoulder47]

"HELLO...?  Is it me you're looking for...?"

 

[Jarred J.]

J E L L O you say?

 

[wilsonbr90]

Peanut butter JELLY time!

 

[Jarred J.]

ohh your so JOLLY

 

[TritonBoulder47]

Maybe its just a FOLLY...?

 

[wilsonbr90]

I used to live near a POLLY o dairy. That place stinks when you drive near it.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Lets have a meet and greet at el POLLO loco.

 

[wilsonbr90]

Lets have a POLL.


Yea I'm not eating at a place with crazy in the name.