Behind the scenes

[JazzDad]

That's right! JDI, in conjunction with Hyung Cho, LTD (Korean, not Chinese), have teamed up to produce a new shotgun lock for your police vehicles. It will incorporate an Asian knock-off version of the The Clapper®. No longer will you have to reach all the way over to your controller and look for that little, tiny switch. Just clap your hands twice, and the shotgun is ready to rock (or rack, as the case may be). There is even the added bonus that if your intended target sees you inside your cruiser clapping your hands, he'll think, 'This guy wants to kill me with that big gun. I'll just give up now'. Let me know via PM if you'd like a brochure. (You are under full obligation to purchase if you inquire.)

 

[JazzDad]

All JazzDad lighting products are now shipped with, and no extra charge, 100% more light output than the power save mode. Another great reason to think JazzDad first! You're welcome.

 

[JazzDad]

So new, we haven’t put together the press release yet. ELB members are getting to hear about it first, because you are such discerning customers.

• 2056 patterns.
  
• Output: 1.21 gigawatts per outlet
  
• 44 outlets. Hook up multiple vehicles with one flasher (wireless transceivers available at extra cost)
  
• Input: only 1 amp (at 8000 volts. Step-up converters available at extra cost)
  
• Low cost: $25 down, $25 per week for 25 weeks. (Plus small balloon payment, tax title & license)
  
• Fully programmable (if you have a Tandy 1000, can program COBOL, and have the interface cable, available at additional cost)
  

 

[JazzDad]

Member Name: JazzDad


Business Name: JDI, LTD


Doing business since: Before recorded time


Location: Worldwide, with a current franchise application for Mars


Email Address: sales@jazzdad.jdi


Phone Number: unlisted


Business Address: Oh, here and there


Primary Contact(s): JazzDad, KG


Business Type: What you need, we got


Product Types: Lights, sirens, electronics, baked goods


Brands offered:The best- only JDI


eLightbars Member Since: like, way back, dood!


References: Nearly every GOOD member on ELB


eLightbars Discounts: 1% off every purchase over 1,000,000,00 Yuan (元)

 

[foxtrot5]

Member Name: JazzDad
Business Name: JDI, LTD


Doing business since: Before recorded time


Location: Worldwide, with a current franchise application for Mars


Email Address: sales@jazzdad.jdi


Phone Number: unlisted


Business Address: Oh, here and there


Primary Contact(s): JazzDad, KG


Business Type: What you need, we got


Product Types: Lights, sirens, electronics, baked goods


Brands offered:The best- only JDI


eLightbars Member Since: like, way back, dood!


References: Nearly every GOOD member on ELB


eLightbars Discounts: 1% off every purchase over 1,000,000,00 Yuan (元)

God I don't think I've ever been more tempted to go rogue... Move this into the official listings and just sit back and watch the chaos!

 

[JazzDad]

God I don't think I've ever been more tempted to go rogue... Move this into the official listings and just sit back and watch the chaos!

GO rogue? You can't even see rogue in the rear-view mirror. :razz:

 

[Jarred J.]

Hey Jazz.... is it true what I've heard? a lil bird heard from a worm that was crawling near a elephant dungpile outside of the garbage shoot of your plant that there is now 50% more


packaging peanuts in every box?

 

[Carlos SpicyWeiner]

Hypothetically, what kind of process would one have to complete in order to be considered for a JDI distributorship?

Probably not a $10,000 screw job of your potential dealers....

 

[JazzDad]

Jarred:

 

[Jarred J.]

 

[JazzDad]

You're rolling up to the fire. It might be foggy or night time. Everyone is straining to find the nearest fire hydrant. Well,no more. Just sit back and enjoy the ride with the new JazzDad RadioHydrant. Attach the RadioHydrant transponder to any make of hydrant. As your apparatus approaches, the radio in your truck "pings" the nearest hydrant and gives you the distance and direction on your GPS unit. (Plugs into the backup camera option of most newer GPS units. Available at additional cost.) Each RadioHydrant kit comes with the transponder, antenna and short length of coax to couple the two pieces. The antenna is also sheathed in retro-reflective material for an added failsafe. Order yours today!

 

[Ben E.]

How is the radio unit powered?

 

[crescentstar69]

It's Jazzdad. Probably powered by wind or gas!

 

[kitn1mcc]

It's Jazzdad. Probably powered by wind or gas!

its both you have to fart into it

 

[Jarred J.]

its on a hydrant silly heads..... ITS WATER POWERED!!!


JAZZ charghes all the utilitys used by the device to the utility companys....

 

[JazzDad]

Well, I'm a little embarrassed to say this but each unit takes 244 A36 button batteries. But y'all have given me some great ideas to take back to the engineering team.


Teaser: Here's Bud Stevens, the head of R&D, testing something new.

 

[Jarred J.]

its a rail fan dream come true!!!


train recognition headphones.. it lets you identify which way the train is coming!!! (or it has a 50 percent chance of being right.. tee hee hee)

 

[MESDA6]

You're rolling up to the fire. It might be foggy or night time. Everyone is straining to find the nearest fire hydrant. Well,no more. Just sit back and enjoy the ride with the new JazzDad RadioHydrant. Attach the RadioHydrant transponder to any make of hydrant. As your apparatus approaches, the radio in your truck "pings" the nearest hydrant and gives you the distance and direction on your GPS unit. (Plugs into the backup camera option of most newer GPS units. Available at additional cost.) Each RadioHydrant kit comes with the transponder, antenna and short length of coax to couple the two pieces. The antenna is also sheathed in retro-reflective material for an added failsafe. Order yours today!

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I'm probably not supposed to show you this, but the Google Car captured this a few days ago at the JDI Research Facility. I'd say he's working on the next generation propane version.

 

[JazzDad]

Some of the ladies in the JDI corporate office typing pool.





Maybe I should have posted this in the longest thread. These women are hot! :drooling:

 

[Jarred J.]

ohh look site leak!!!


Fast


Attack


Response


Truck


S iren

 

[ford-dealer]

 

[JazzDad]

JDI is looking at further expanding our offerings. We are considering branching out into the upfitting arena. Recently, a customer came to us asking us to improve their side warning and protection. We installed 3 Pheanicks Cannons for them. Your feedback of this project will be helpful.





If this was video, you'd notice the sequential pattern.

 

[Jarred J.]

would be a good system if you could improve on the flash(reload) rate

 

[PJD642]

"Pheanicks" - lol.

 

[JazzDad]

All kidding aside, JazzDad manufactures all of it's emergency response equipment in the USA. All of our parts come from US manufacturers, or at least from the US and its territories. Well, its territories and nations that are friendly to the US. Er, all of them aren't exactly on friendly terms with the US, but at least they aren't openly hostile. Bottom line: we don't get any of our components from Cuba or North Korea.


From time to time we'll get a supplier trying to get us to buy from them. I thought you'd enjoy seeing this brochure that was sent to me.


Product list.pdf

 

[PJD642]

Too many styles to suit the application? So bright even a picture would burn eyes? Gen 6? 122 patterns? 88 colors? An old fashion bar for nostalgia vehicle? Caution: sharp Edge? Street Hog? Popsicle styling lights?


All funny, but "Maybe not burn eyes" is the funniest!

 

[JazzDad]

JDI is presently taking advanced orders for our upcoming collectable, commemorative beacon. It will be styled after the classic JDI Model 204, but will be entirely different. Send lots of money now to reserve yours. More details to come, including (perhaps) photos.

 

[JazzDad]

In celebration of Daylight Saving Time ending, all JDI emergency response items are now 20% off.


Just use the code "WhyCan'tCongressLeaveAnythingAlone?" when you check out.

 

[JazzDad]

Due to an interesting mix-up in our procurement department, JDI will be offering, for a limited time, #10 cans of tomato sauce. Use them for prop blood in your next training exercise, or for pizza sauce at your next department fundraiser. The possibilities are quite limitless. Specify if you want:

• basil & garlic,
  
• onion & oregano, or
  
• pumpkin spice. ( Hey, don’t ask me. )
  

With each case, we’ll throw in a bonus item as our way of saying thanks for taking these off our hands.

 

[kitn1mcc]

does JDA work with Al Harrington at all

 

[JazzDad]

No, but our sauce can be eaten al fresco. Order now!

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

No, but our sauce can be eaten al fresco. Order now!

I ordered 6 cans last week, imagine my surprise when I go for the mail this morning and find 6 CATS on my doorstep. Musta been a typo on the order form or something

 

[Jarred J.]

ohh good, glad I wasn't the only one then but when I ordered 3 pallets, I got a bunch of skinny girls dancing to their own shows....


ballets for those who don't "get it"

 

[Ben E.]

I think Kit is on to something. Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse is really someone who I think would be a benefit to partner with.

 

[JazzDad]

We probably have the only employees that were actually looking forward to having their health insurance canceled and going to the Affordable Care plans. But then they found ACA didn't offer vision coverage either.


If the felines or tight-clad cavorters are not to your liking, remember JDI's 1.00% satisfaction guarantee! (Some of your money will be cheerfully refunded.)

 

[factorone33]

I can't wait until JazzDad Industries begins making fire apparatus and ambulances! Because everyone needs 300-foot extension ladders with 80-foot stay poles!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

We probably have the only employees that were actually looking forward to having their health insurance canceled and going to the Affordable Care plans. But then they found ACA didn't offer vision coverage either.

If the felines or tight-clad cavorters are not to your liking, remember JDI's 1.00% satisfaction guarantee! (Some of your money will be cheerfully refunded.)

Just looked up in the JDI Wiktionary/Thesaurus, "will be" is interchangeable with "may be, but not likely". Also it does not mention in what denominations, or even which country's currency. Last time I got Rupees!!!


Always gotta watch the fine print!!!!

 

[JazzDad]

JDI’s new pager, the Minotaur VI®, will be debuted at the 2014 International Emergency Equipment Convention in Bruges, Belgium on 13 Feburary. The beauty of this device is its simplicity. When you are “toned out”, this little fellow wakes you from even the soundest sleep with a gentle tap. No more worries about battery chargers or broken belt clips. Reserve yours now. Be the first in your “labyrinth” to own a Minotaur VI®!

 

[JazzDad]

I’m happy to announce JDI’s lengthy copyright infringement lawsuit against another emergency equipment manufacturer, which shall remain unnamed, has been settled in our favor. We will be able to continue offering our lightbars without concern that prospective buyers might be confused. As you all know, these best selling items were the JazzSonic®, JazzStrobe® and the JazzStream®.

 

[JazzDad]