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This latest JDI product is a real winner. It controls lights, siren, door locks, gun lock, trunk release, has built-in radar, an all-band emulation radio transceiver, microwave oven (for that long shift), and even an 8-track tape player.
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secret vid of JDI rail service for shipping... why use a whole bunch of cars and 1 or 2 engines when you can do this...
 

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The Narcoa guys are good guys Please don't lump them in with JDI

So when is JDI new lunch box radio coming out
 
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1. We do rely on speeders! It is not a very efficient way to deliver items when we have to lay the track to get into your neighbourhood, however.

2. Shhhh! JDI's soft-sided, insulated combination lunch box/ ELF, SLF, ULF, VLF, LF, MF, HF, VHF, UHF, SHF, EFH, THF, AND RHF (Ridiculously High Frequency) transceiver debuts 1st Q 2017.
 
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Speaking of Tube...
 
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Here's a recent photo of some of the JDI R&D team.
 
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Another great development from the JDI labs!

Miss Cynthia Graham poses with JDI's new ultra-mini LED. Theses will be going in our new 3,000,000,000 Series lightheads.

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"I'm sorry, Mr. Jazz is not in right now. Perhaps you can come back in a year or so."

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We are! In fact, we recently celebrated a milestone. Here's out 1,000,000th lightbar:

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The new JDI UC-5 (Under Cover 5) interior lightbar, with lovely model Agnes Blankenship.

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Photo taken at just the wrong moment (dark time). Sorry.
 

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I know the title of your thread is "Behind The Scenes", but I'll be gosh-darned--youz-guyz ain't not behind the scenes no more!
That's right, today I saw a national TV commercial for Jiffy Lube's service of replacing headlights.
And what did it feature?
None other than several of your mostest-finerest JDI lights!
Congrats on going mainstream!
 
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This article is to refute the Malauwi News Service story published on November 27th.

JDI has been accused yet again of abusing its workers at the Malauwi assembly plant. JDI takes these erroneous accusations seriously, and wish to prove them utterly false.

Malauwi News claims that JDI employees who perform Quality Control on the Intensiti® light bars are having a high incidence of PCSD, or Poly Chromatic Stress Disorder. All JDI workers are provided with the proper eye PPE, and workers employed in this procedure get special glasses.

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Critics again claim that this is not enough, and there has been reports of worker blindness; that these glasses fit poorly and offer little protection against the super-bright JDI lightbars. These glasses are just fine, as most of our workers are under the age of 14 anyhow. Further, the news company claims we don’t care for the employees who do happen lose their eyesight. Well, if Malauwi doesn’t have Worker’s Compensation laws, how are we to blame? And why should we foot the bill for their false accusations of sight loss?


JDI remains the leading manufacturer of premium quality emergency response equipment in the world.
 
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Pictured, a JDI Quality Control inspector viewing one of our light heads through a series of polarizing filters.

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There has been some call for information on recycling JDI plastic bits. Here is the list:

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Just throw them all in the rubbish heap and buy new ones from us.
 
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Мы никогда не были там.
 
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I see no birdie. ???
 

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JDI product testing.... (of other manufacturer's products)


 
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We don't need no stinkin' microwave oven for our lights to catch fire.

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Slow day on the forum, what?

Here's a photo of the JDI corporate office steno pool. (Note the suits.)

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Huh? Somebody caught a shift change at one of the JDI manufacturing plants on video.

 
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JDI bus. Transports the workers from their JDI-provided hovels, er homes to the plant.

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A quick plug for JDI's new in-vehicle printer.

It won't print tickets because it's a 3-D printer. It does while away the down time, though.
 
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Yes, JDI is a financial sponsor of the fine arts. Here are some of our assembly workers practicing their dance routine for an upcoming performance.JDI Dance.jpg
 
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JDI is now producing consoles for vehicles. We call them the Haggis line. They're made in our Glasgow manufacture facility from recycled animal parts, so you know they're good!

Visit us on the web today.
 

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I'm so excited about the Haggis line!
I love the new product marketing video JDI made just for the Haggis! However, I suspect a potential lawsuit forthcoming since the Haggis video so VERY closely resembles what Stuartt of Sirennnet, & Loouis of Strobes-N-Nore, do with their product releases. Any comment from JDI's legal team?
 

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