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SeattleSAR

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Actually, I think it's a first Gen JDI MDT
 
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JazzDad

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Last gen. Part of why we are (finally) out of business.
 

brts96

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I thought you had money to burn.

No, never mind, that was products to burn.

Since your retirement, have manufacturers of vehicles noticed a decline in sales, since nobody needs to replace vehicles that burned?

Think of the insurance adjusters and investigators that you'll put out of work now. Their only hope are some of the hack job shops in the fail thread...
;):D
 

SeattleSAR

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Paul Blart 2: His First Assignment.
 

SeattleSAR

Senior Member
I think it's time all sat down and asked ourselves, collectively, one question and answered it honestly,

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F&!@ IS WRONG WITH US?!?!

By the way, too bad JDI is out, that would have been a great slogan for them.
 

SeattleSAR

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^^^Speak of the devil^^^
 
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JazzDad

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One from the archives (that survived the "accidental"fire).

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Our last delivery truck.
 
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JazzDad

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Where they are now: JDI corporate office.

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JazzDad

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JDI is back in business!
 
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JazzDad

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I am pleased to announce JDI is offering toilet paper at 25 cents per roll. This is fully functional toilet tissue, soft-to-the-touch, and 100% recycled!

I employ hundreds of small, elementary school age children (otherwise roaming the streets due to educational facility closures) to lift man hole covers, climb down and retrieve the slightly soiled tissue. Others, usually junior-high students, hoist the buckets up and place the contents in large wheeled bins. The older children (high school) pull the bins to our plant where we (kind of) clean the paper, dry it, and re-roll it on the (also recycled from landfills) cardboard centers.

You benefit in three ways:
You get inexpensive toilet tissue
Help the environment
Employ kids who would be getting in trouble.

Place your order today!

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Sparky_911

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From what I hear JDI restarted their Wuhan factory several weeks ago.....:p
 

Doyle257

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I didnt realize that NYS CorCraft was a division of JDI. This is straight Toilet hooch, mixed with lemon jello....
 

SeattleSAR

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Don't buy this crap. Fake news. ;)
 
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JazzDad

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Breakthrough: JDI has developed an N95 spec mask constructed entirely of common household toilet paper.


Oh. Never mind.
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SeattleSAR

Senior Member
Well, you could use all your unsold "refurbished" toilet paper.

Otherwise, back to the drawing board, Jazz.
 

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