Behind the scenes

bmd224

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Nov 3, 2011
324
NE Kansas
Nooo! JDI can't get out of the emergency lighting business! I love the JDI "Roto-Fray", the much loved (by whackologists) Chinese knockoff of the Roto-Ray; known for its frayed wiring that gives an extra flash or two per minute. Please don't stop manufacturing these!
 

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
This opportunity comes but once a year.
It's the JDI Warehouse Clearance Event!

We have only 25 of these left, so you'd better hurry. Only $125 ea + S&H.

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And you're not going to find a better deal on these anywhere. They're are below our cost at $124.99 ea + S&H.
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Now these are NOS, but in great condition. $1,299.00 ea + S&H.
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Scratch & dent sale. Originally, these babies go for $35.50 a piece, but you can have the whole box for only £20,00 ea, collect in-store only.
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JazzDad

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5,165
USA
Oh, once slight hitch. We only accept JCB.jpg
 
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JazzDad

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Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
On a different note...


Emergency vehicle lights have become so boring – red, blue, white and amber, with a smattering of green or purple. I’m thinking of inventing a new colour for our lightbars. Any suggestions?
 
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JazzDad

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Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
I like your way of thinking. Is your current career path taking you where you want to go?
 
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JazzDad

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Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
Wow, this thorough warehouse cleaning is turning up some great finds.

These are NOS JDI apparatus bay door remote controls. They work perfectly – you just have to remember to switch them on 5 minutes before you get to the station.

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Jarred J.

Lifetime VIP Donor
May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
see theres your problem... that capacitor plainly says AUDIO...

if your not activating the door with a siren no wonder it takes 5 minutes..
 
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JazzDad

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Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
You may be onto something there, Jarred. Instead of audio electrolytics, they should be video. I'll get with my chief engineer (pictured below) about this.
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JazzDad

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5,165
USA
Odd first name. On his CV he stated it was Al.
 

Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
Shoulda read Alfred Matthew yankovic
 

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
So, you say he may be trying to conceal something? Like, he was not the lead engineer on the Apollo project?
 

Jarred J.

Lifetime VIP Donor
May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
Well he does sing a song called "everything you know is wrong"
 
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Jarred J.

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May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
He may have been the lead sanitation engineer at the appolo theater?
 
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JazzDad

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Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
Looks like it's on a public road. Idjuts.
 
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JazzDad

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5,165
USA
We've gone through a round of layoffs here at JDI, due to Brexit.
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JazzDad

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5,165
USA
The innovations from JDI keep on coming! Here's a sneak peek of our new integrated standard and low frequency siren speaker system.

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Pay no attention to what's behind the curtain.
 
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JazzDad

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Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
Remember, you can call JDI 24/7*.











* We won't be there, but feel free to call.
 
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JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
Like for customer service. (I think we provide customer service.)
 

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
JDI is proud to announce that we are now making available rubber lightbar isolators. These items prevent the sound transmission of LED gear noise into your vehicle. These are to remedy the shortfall of all the popular brands. When ordering, specify your lightbar manufacturer and model number and we will get these right out to you.

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JDI says - Don’t suffer another day with your noisy lightbar.
 

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
Act now, as the inventory is running low. They are selling like hotcakes.

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Or is it that our hotcakes are selling like isolators?
 

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
Yum. Just like mom used to make.
 

LLS

Member
May 23, 2010
517
NYC
JDI Secret Pancake recipe.

What you need:
2 cups flour.
3 eggs.
Half a cup of brown sugar.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
frying pan.
1 Glad garbage bag
1 $10 bill.

Directions:
mix your eggs and flour, add sugar
add vanilla extract.

spray pan, add batter to pan in 2 inch circles.
when golden brown, flip pancakes, wait ten seconds, then take out of pan

when all pancakes are made, insert them into Glad bag.

take the $10 bill and go to IHOP,

serving size, 2 people.
 

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
I wanted the forum to see our new motto before going public with it. Tell me what you think.


JDI – Where low expectations lead to a high rate of product satisfaction.
 

JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
I'm often asked, Mr. Jazz (isn't that polite?), how do you deliver your products to us so fast?

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The secret is the Dyer six-stroke engine.
 
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JazzDad

Member
Aug 5, 2011
5,165
USA
Second quarter earnings did not meet analysts’ expectations, so we are trying a new advertising campaign. What do you think of this?

Buy more JDI products, or we’ll steal your cat!
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Jarred J.

Lifetime VIP Donor
May 21, 2010
11,580
Shelbyville, TN
What JDI shows you, is not what it really looks like.

i meant to post this while i was on vacation...

jazz dads products are selling more like this...

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